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Dont Scare Me I Poop Easily Shirt Funny Halloween Graphic Tee Gag Gift For Adults
Dont Scare Me I Poop Easily Shirt Funny Halloween Graphic Tee Gag Gift For Adults
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Sizing Chart
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length from center |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18in | 28in | 15.125in |
| M | 20in | 29in | 16.5in |
| L | 22in | 30in | 18in |
| XL | 24in | 31in | 19.5in |
| 2XL | 26in | 32in | 21in |
| 3XL | 28in | 33in | 22.375in |
| 4XL | 30in | 34in | 23.675in |
| 5XL | 32in | 35in | 25in |
How to Measure
1. Width: Measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole, from side to side.
2. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
3. Sleeve: Measure from the center back neck, across the shoulder, and down to the sleeve hem.
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Dont Scare Me I Poop Easily Shirt Funny Halloween Graphic Tee Gag Gift For Adults
Premium Quality
Premium Quality
Crafted from 100% US cotton and featuring the latest soft-cotton technology, our redesigned Gildan® Heavy Cotton tees offer unparalleled comfort, lasting durability, and an exceptional canvas for vibrant prints. It is a difference you can truly see and feel.
Key Features:
- Fabric Weight: A versatile and breathable 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
- Classic Construction: Features a classic width, seamless body, and a comfortable ribbed collar.
- Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders ensure maximum durability and shape retention.
- Eco-Friendly: Proudly made with OEKO-TEX certified and low-impact dyes.
- Material Composition: Solid colors are 100% US cotton. (Note: Blackberry, Dark/Graphite/Other Heathers, Lilac, Midnight, Neon & Safety Colors, Sunset, and Tweed are 50% cotton/50% polyester. Antique and Sport Grey are 90% cotton/10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99% cotton/1% polyester).
- Please note: Tiny dark specks throughout the fabric are normal and characteristic of the Natural color variant.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Do not iron directly on the printed design.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
All of our products are custom-made just for you.
- Processing Time: 2 - 3 business days.
- Standard Shipping (7 - 12 days total): $5.99 (FREE on orders over $149).
- Express Shipping (5 - 8 business days total): $24.99 flat rate.
Dont Scare Me I Poop Easily Shirt Funny Halloween Graphic Tee Gag Gift For Adults
Some people love being scared during Halloween—others would rather avoid the consequences! The Dont Scare Me I Poop Easily Shirt Funny Halloween Graphic Tee Gag Gift For Adults features a ridiculous spooky-season warning that's perfect for adults who enjoy bathroom humor, Halloween jokes, and graphic tees that never take themselves too seriously.
Perfect for Halloween parties, haunted houses, horror nights, pumpkin patches, fall festivals, costume events, or casual October wear, this funny graphic tee doubles as an easy costume and guaranteed conversation starter. It also makes a hilarious gag gift for friends, coworkers, family members, and anyone who gets a little nervous around jump scares.
Perfect Gift For
- Halloween lovers with a goofy sense of humor.
- Friends who hate jump scares and haunted houses.
- Fans of bathroom humor and ridiculous gag gifts.
- Halloween parties, horror nights, costume events, and fall festivals.
- Birthdays, Halloween, white elephant exchanges, and novelty gift occasions.
- Anyone looking for an easy and hilarious Halloween costume shirt.
Why You'll Love It
Dont Scare Me I Poop Easily Shirt Funny Halloween Graphic Tee Gag Gift For Adults takes the fear out of spooky season by turning it into an unforgettable bathroom joke. The bold punchline makes it perfect for adults who would rather make people laugh than pretend they aren't terrified inside the haunted house.
- Hilarious Halloween Quote: Features a ridiculous warning about the consequences of getting scared.
- Perfect Gag Humor: Great for adults who appreciate silly and slightly inappropriate jokes.
- Easy Costume Alternative: A comfortable option for parties and Halloween events.
- Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get laughs before the first jump scare even happens.
- Funny Halloween Gift: A memorable novelty present for friends, coworkers, and family.
Head into spooky season prepared and make sure everyone knows the risks before they scare you. This hilarious Halloween graphic tee is made for adults who prefer laughter over terror.
Makes the Perfect Gift
Looking for a unique and thoughtful gift? You just found it! With its premium feel, flattering fit, and vibrant design, this t-shirt is guaranteed to put a smile on anyone's face. Treat your friends, family, or even yourself to a tee that looks just as good as it feels.
Find Your Perfect Fit
We want you to love how your new shirt feels! Our tees are crafted for everyday comfort and feature a classic, true-to-size fit. To ensure the perfect match, grab your favorite t-shirt, lay it flat, and compare its measurements to our guide.
Still not sure? Feel free to reach out to our support team at support@menito.co—we're always happy to help!
Premium Quality & Built to Last
We believe a great design deserves an equally great shirt. Crafted from high-quality, breathable cotton, our tees are designed for everyday comfort and long-lasting durability.
- Superior Comfort: Soft to the touch and breathable for all-day wear.
- Durable Construction: Features double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem to withstand the test of time.
- Vibrant Prints: The smooth fabric surface ensures that your favorite designs are printed in high definition and stay vibrant wash after wash.
BEHIND THE SCENES
Designed with Passion
Every great apparel piece starts with an idea. Our dedicated design team works tirelessly to create unique, relatable, and fun graphics that speak to your family's everyday moments. We blend creativity with a touch of humor to ensure you wear something truly special.
PREMIUM PRODUCTION
Printed to Perfection
We believe in quality that lasts. Partnering with top-tier printing facilities in the US, each item is made-to-order using state-of-the-art Print-on-Demand technology. From ultra-soft fabrics to vibrant, eco-friendly inks, we ensure every detail is meticulously checked before it reaches your door
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How long does it take to process an order?
How long does it take to process an order?
Because each item is custom-made, it takes 2 - 3 business days to print, perform quality checks, and pack your order before it is handed over to the shipping carrier.
How much does shipping cost and how long does it take?
How much does shipping cost and how long does it take?
We offer two shipping options for our US customers via USPS, DHL, and UPS:
- Standard Shipping ($5.99): 7 - 12 days total delivery time. Free for orders over $149!
- Express Shipping ($24.99): 5 - 8 business days total delivery time.
How do I request a refund or replacement for a defective item?
How do I request a refund or replacement for a defective item?
If your item is damaged or incorrect, please contact us at support@menito.co within 7 days of delivery. You must include:
- Your Order Number.
- Clear photos of the defect/damage or the incorrect item.
- A photo of the shipping label.
Once verified, we will immediately process a free replacement or full refund. You do not need to ship the defective item back to us!
How can I get in touch with Customer Support?
How can I get in touch with Customer Support?
We are always here to help! You can reach us at support@menito.co
