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Funny Beer Shirt for Men, “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Birthday Drinking Humor Tee, Short Sleeve Printed G
Funny Beer Shirt for Men, “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Birthday Drinking Humor Tee, Short Sleeve Printed G
🚚 Enjoy free standard U.S. shipping on all orders over $149.
How to Measure
1. Width: Measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole, from side to side.
2. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
3. Sleeve: Measure from the center back neck, across the shoulder, and down to the sleeve hem.
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Funny Beer Shirt for Men, “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Birthday Drinking Humor Tee, Short Sleeve Printed G
Premium Quality
Premium Quality
T-Shirt
- 100% U.S. cotton with soft cotton technology for improved comfort, printability, and durability.
- Some heather and specialty colors contain cotton/polyester blends.
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
- Classic fit with ribbed collar and taped neck and shoulders.
- Seamless body for a smooth, comfortable fit.
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified, low-impact dyes.
- Natural color may contain small darker cotton specks.
Sweatshirt
- 8 oz/yd², 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend.
- Selected heather colors use a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend.
- Made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology for reduced pilling, improved durability, and a smoother print surface.
- Classic fit with 1x1 rib and spandex for added stretch and shape retention.
- Tear-away label.
- Please allow a 1–2 inch variation due to manual measurement.
Hoodie
- 8 oz/yd², 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend.
- Selected heather colors use a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend.
- MVS Air spinning technology helps reduce pilling and provides a smoother, more durable print surface.
- Classic fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for improved stretch and recovery.
- Front pouch pocket and tear-away label.
- Please allow a 1–2 inch variation due to manual measurement.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent.
- Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
- Do not iron directly on the printed design.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
All of our products are custom-made just for you.
- Production time: 1 – 3 business days.
- United States:
- Standard shipping: $6.99 flat rate, delivered in 3 – 5 business days (free on eligible U.S. orders of $149+).
- Express shipping: $14.99 flat rate, delivered in 2 – 3 business days.
- International: $19.99 flat rate, delivered in 8 – 12 business days (free on orders of $199+).
Note: Total delivery time = Production time + Shipping time.
Funny Beer Shirt for Men, “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Birthday Drinking Humor Tee, Short Sleeve Printed G
Beer humor, weekend energy, and a joke that pairs well with cold ones come together in the Funny Beer Shirt for Men, “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Birthday Drinking Humor Tee, Short Sleeve Printed G. This funny graphic tee delivers a clever punchline for guys who treat cold beer and bad decisions as a lifestyle brand.
The witty message turns everyday life into sharable humor. Perfect for BBQs, birthdays, game days, guys' trips, backyard parties, or casual everyday wear, it's a fun choice for anyone who likes jokes they can wear.
Perfect Gift For
- Beer lovers with a highly developed sense of sarcasm.
- Husbands and dads who take happy hour very seriously.
- Friends shopping for the ultimate drinking humor birthday gift.
- BBQ hosts, game-day legends, and weekend warriors.
- Retirement parties, bachelor weekends, and holidays.
- Anyone whose favorite hobby starts with a bottle opener.
Why You'll Love It
Funny Beer Shirt for Men, “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Birthday Drinking Humor Tee, Short Sleeve Printed G combines a memorable joke with easy everyday style. It's the kind of funny graphic tee that works as a gift, a conversation starter, and a wardrobe staple for people who refuse to take life too seriously.
- Drinking Humor: Features the playful energy of "Funny Beer".
- BBQ-Ready Punchline: Perfect for backyard hangs and game days.
- Guy Gift Classic: A go-to funny tee for birthdays and holidays.
- Casual Everyday Fit: Easy to wear from errands to after-hours.
- Conversation Starter: Fellow beer fans will get it instantly.
- Weekend Energy: Built for laughs, not lectures.
Some shirts say 'professional.' This one says 'hand me another cold one.' A funny drinking graphic tee for men who know the best stories start after the first round.
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- New Dad — first Christmas in the club$17.99
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BEHIND THE SCENES
Designed with Passion
Every great apparel piece starts with an idea. Our dedicated design team works tirelessly to create unique, relatable, and fun graphics that speak to your family's everyday moments. We blend creativity with a touch of humor to ensure you wear something truly special.
PREMIUM PRODUCTION
Printed to Perfection
We believe in quality that lasts. Partnering with top-tier printing facilities in the US, each item is made-to-order using state-of-the-art Print-on-Demand technology. From ultra-soft fabrics to vibrant, eco-friendly inks, we ensure every detail is meticulously checked before it reaches your door
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How long does it take to process an order?
How long does it take to process an order?
Because each item is custom-made, it takes 1 - 3 business days to print, perform quality checks, and pack your order before it is handed over to the shipping carrier.
How much does shipping cost and how long does it take?
How much does shipping cost and how long does it take?
Shipping options for our customers:
- US Standard ($6.99): delivered in 3 - 5 business days. Free on eligible U.S. orders of $149+.
- US Express ($14.99): delivered in 2 - 3 business days.
- International ($19.99): delivered in 8 - 12 business days. Free on orders of $199+.
Note: Total delivery time = Production time + Shipping time.
How do I request a refund or replacement for a defective item?
How do I request a refund or replacement for a defective item?
If your item is damaged or incorrect, please contact us at support@menito.co within 7 days of delivery. You must include:
- Your Order Number.
- Clear photos of the defect/damage or the incorrect item.
- A photo of the shipping label.
Once verified, we will immediately process a free replacement or full refund. You do not need to ship the defective item back to us!
How can I get in touch with Customer Support?
How can I get in touch with Customer Support?
We are always here to help! You can reach us at support@menito.co
